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in an extraordinary translation by katharina.
The phenomenon is most commonly known:
Just after having survvived Halloween, one can find not exactly harmless Santa Clauses being positioned at strategic points (mostly in front of or in shopping-malls), where they attack innocent pedestrians and potential customers.
In virtually every single shopping mall „Silent Night“ is coming over one in full vociferousness. On the way to the urgently-needed toilet-paper, one has to work her-/himself through immense piles of pretending to be only sweet chocolate Santas.
In 1947 in Roswell, NM, USA Santa Claus crashed his Reindeer-Sledge.
Not only Santa did survive, in this way, the malicious Christmas-Virus was spread on earth, whose scientific name is MAS-X.
On the first sight, the effects of an infection seem to be mostly harmless, but, just because of these subtle effects, it is extremely dangerous because of not being extinguished after being discovered.
Death is very rarely caused upon infection, because the human immuno-system is basically able to conquer it within a few months... which is too long!!
The most important effects caused by an infection are: Diminuation of the ability to think critically or, sometimes, in worst cases, at all which in both cases leads to shopping-maniac behaviour. And the person develops an unexplained favour for conifers.
Santa Claus quickly discovered the effects the virus has on mankind and since then abuses our diminued ability to think rational for conquering the world.
Soon he found unscrupulous business-men who were also profiting of the x-mas-shopping mania to become his partners by thus letting considerable amounts of money flow into Santas network. What is more, Santas image was polished through several large-scale Marketing-Campaigns. Many multi-national concerns today are ruled by Santa!!
Due to a weakened immuno-system because of wet-and-cold weather, the rate of infection increases considerably from the beginning of november on. This fact is also providing the answer to the question why tropical countries are usually not inflicted in such a high rate.
Every year, there are hundreds of millions of affected people worldwide – in a considerable number of countries even the majority of the population.
Even children are amongst the victims!! Being credulous, they are very popular targets. Last year a big toy-dealer made the promise of prolonging christmas until september, which luckily did not come true.
To reach his goal, Santa doesn't even recoil from murder! John Lennon had to die because of being told the truth by his guru. JFK is another popular victim who had to die because of non-supporting this plot unquestioning.
During the last years Santa's action got more subtile, but not less dangerous. His software company SCO (Santa Claus Organisazion) sued IBM to insane amounts for possible licence violations during their Linux engagement. Experienced Santologists see immediately that Santa's only trying to expand his influence. He isn't able to control Open Software, so he's fighting against it!
Nostradamus predicted the raise of the „Red Forces", but until now was being misinterpreted.
Never forget: Santa's target is to rule the world!!
Create X-mas free areas wherever possible!!
Strictly execute their obedience!!
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this is silly
from: Ron
Fri, 27.Dec.2002 5:20
dumbass
Re: this is silly
from:
Robelix
Thu, 20.Nov.2003 22:58
Of course it is! What did you expect?
3-Jahresfeier im Prometeus
from:
Doris
Thu, 17.Jan.2002 15:18
Hei Roli, Du hast es zwar eh schon in die Helme-Liste geschrieben, aber ich habs schon wieder gelöscht. Drum nochmal die Frage, WANN ist diese Feier im Prometeus. Vielleicht fahren wir nämlich nach Innschbruckkk !!!
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